It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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