im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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