Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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