I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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