She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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