Dual....:-)
We're facebook friends in real life
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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