chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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