Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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