Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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