What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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