dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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