i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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