The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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