To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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