are you still at the devil's house?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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