if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Sext me about skeletons
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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