my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Non-Jews are for practice
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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