So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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