There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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