I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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