ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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