forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
now i know why i became what i already was.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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