i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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