I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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