True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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