Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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