At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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