This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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