Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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