Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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