I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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