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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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