she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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