They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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