The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i think i just lost a toe
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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