we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
COCAINE IS GR8
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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