Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
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what?
penguin condom
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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