I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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