well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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