I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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