Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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