Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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