And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Do I have a choice?
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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