honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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