i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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