Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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