got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Houston, we have a squirter
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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