I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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