It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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