i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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